Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Your cock deserves a montage
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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