Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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