discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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