well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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