Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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