We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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