is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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