I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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