Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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