I accidentally burped into my bong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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