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wanna go halves on a baby?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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