I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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