called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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