if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour