Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.