ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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