Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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