I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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