yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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