Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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