The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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