That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I skipped work to stalk him.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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