Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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