dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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