I think i sorta joined a cult last night
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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