He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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