Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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