Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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(217): View more from Illinois

That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.

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Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

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(904): View more from Florida

he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!

(1-970): View more from Colorado

She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!

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