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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'

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• (916): View more from California

  All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual

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