White coat. Heels.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.