Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.