Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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