And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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