Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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