Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
where are my eyebrows?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
