Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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