And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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