my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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