I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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