He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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