Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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