I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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