some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We got so high we made milksteak
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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