Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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