'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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