Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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