i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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