i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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