No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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