BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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