well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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