Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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