Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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