Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
tell me about the eggs
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