Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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