Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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