elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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