whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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