I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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