Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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