with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.