this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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