do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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