Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my phone needs a breathalizer
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We just shotgunned beers for America
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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