i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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