I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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