We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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